going pro, and letting them know.- eric priddy to benji about his recent tour

we dont need money, we're alva riders.- big tim

can i have a condem.- kid in a sticker handout

i've got million dollar ideas i'm willing to sell cheap.- willy

im too smart to put stock in skateboard companies.- andy mac

anything to declare? canada sucks.- andy

de vert is different all over the ramp.- pier luc

i've been fucked for days, i just want to be myself.- eve

she went on tour with poison, of course she can suck a dick.- andy

hey, i got a new instrument you can play.- jerry to a lady walking by with a violin

take me on a road trip, and my ass will sing songs.- the stranger

hey girls, we're old enough to have sex with you.- jerry

what are we doing here. this is bullshit.- collette at burnside

portland rots women.- sleazy steve

i want to skate a real ramp!- benji about not being able to practice

i use to do paint by numbers.- 37

her pale inner thighs gleamed at me in the hot noon sun.- sleazy steve about a fallen skate chic

fuck grass, i want a cement yard. you dont have to mow that shit.- andy

i've been run over my whole life.- chriss collette to the girl biking by

if you walked around with your faces covered up all day, we would be begging to see those.- ed peck

the 7th muscle.- andy refering to a hot oriental girl walking by.

every time i see a rig go by, i see $50,000 going across the road.- brewce referring to the museum in the uhaul and collettes driving

i had a shit piss. i could have done it standing up.- ed peck

pretendahoes- purple the taxi driver

strongarming my way to getting drunk.- krusty mike

majesto california, they are freakin, peakin and tweakin all the time.- corey from uhaul (klamouth falls, or)

feed, for i am the mouthpiece of the lord.- carole the christian (beafort, wy)

if i see ed turning toward the center of the earth, im not following him.- andy

i went under the underpass and thought i was driving straight down to the center of the earth.- ed peck

if i win the battle of last man standing and go to bed alone, she must have been pretty skanky.- brewce

i seem to get laid when there's sluts around.- ed peck